WHY are so many people running for this hero thing? I can't keep track of all of em'. Besides, who in the hell votes for that anyway? Being a hero is like getting respect, you know! You gotta earn it! Though I guess having some leadership wouldn't be a bad thing, but this all seems really chaotic.  I don't feel comfortable voting for anyone right

[So after this encounter, Horohoro is informed that the candy is bad! But he figures it's kind of disturbing and not right to leave some kid in agony over random unrequited gay love, so he's picking up the phone and doing something about it.]

Hey, do you guys know what all the candy hearts are doing?! They've got some kind of crazy drugs or ( Read more... )

[All of this talk about love is making Horohoro think about a girl called Damuko. This is very much DNW, since he tries to keep his past choked down and so on. That and a lot of other things make him just a wee bit depressed about this holiday.

... A sigh.]

So who else is kinda bummed out by Valentine's in Mayfield? I mean, it's a great holiday and ( Read more... )

[There's a new voice on the phone, Mayfield! And boy, he sounds pissed!]

Hey! Hey! Does this thing work? Is someone there? Well, listen up! There's a sick pervert out there who took all my clothes - which were homemade, by the way! Kidnapped my best friend Kororo, and took all the rest of my stuff too! I was gonna sell some of that, jeez! Anyway, ( Read more... )